this guy in ft lauderdale, was boating, and a spotted eagle sting ray jumped OUT of the water, INTO his boat, landed in his LAP and punctured his heart with its barb.

seriously. that fucking sucks.

dan sucks

BILL NYE ASKED MY SISTER TO DANCE
i hope they get married.

hello again livejournal friends!
so ive been saying for a long time that LA probably sucks for a lot of the same reasons that miami sucks, but i totally take it all back, LA kicks miamis ass. mostly bc when i use my signal people actually let me change lanes!! its AMAZING
im a fuckup though, i thought my flight to miami was tomorrow, but it was today andi missed it so i had to shell out 150 bucks to get another flight. that sucked.
in a few weeks ill be done with miami FOREVER, i head to boston june 28 and europe july 4.
thats all

i will be in boston next year!
just so everyone knows

no cheating on google

"When my soul was in the lost and found, you came along to claim it"

there is a new home makeover show called "All Abode!"
haaahahahhahahahaha

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

this morning, i hit myself in the face.
i was just waking up, and i moved my arm, and something hit me in the face.
i was like "what the FUCK was that??"
and i moved my arm again, to find out what it was, and it hit me AGAIN.
turns out, my right hand was extremely extremely asleep, and i couldnt even feel it.
hm.

now that im 21, i think my life is perfect in every way.

this is for christina dancz!

clearly the cross-eyed bear!

thats all.

tonight, at 11:30 pm, the air conditioner started leaking buckets of water directly onto my bed.
we called 8-care.
and they come 20 minutes later.
with a BUCKET.
they say they wont fix it at this hour.
so i ask them to move my bed for me, which they do very nicely.
then they leave.
BUT TAKE THE BUCKET WITH THEM.

thanks guys.

so in honor of sportsfest 2005, amaris and i decided to have our own event in eaton 437.

it was eating 10 saltines in one minute.

amaris got THREE.
how pathetic is that?
i was disqualified due to prior experience.


ps i woke up at 8am to go play horseshoes for sportsfest, and i was supposed to lose and then go back to bed, but WHO KNEW i was like the MASTER at horseshoes and made it to quarterfinals, so i didnt get to go back to bed. much.

I REINSTALLED SYMANTEC AND MY INCEST VIRUS IS GONE!!!


ive had it since freshman year.
im a little sad.

hahaha first day back and i already heard my neighbors doing it

haaaahhahahahha

UPDATE JAN 24 9:49 AM:

twice!

happy 2005! (though my journal is now 2006).

i spent my new years awesomely in Wien, getting wasted on Absinthe. (ok i actually had like 3 sips and wanted to die, so i got wasted on beer and vodka- im so white bread---or white bred? i dunno the expression)
mike and i made friends with some viennese guys, one of which was in a gang, but they dont use guns, he assured me, only baseball bats, and only to kill nazis. but they dont really kill them, just beat them up.
and he bought us red bull and vodka.
im now his sister, and mike is his brother, so that worked out well.
the other viennese guy worked for Xerox. which was somewhat of a disappointment after talking to gang guy.
today we got out of bed at like 3pm, which was awesome. so far, 2005 is looking pretty good, i must say.
we ate sausage and pizza and roasted chestnuts, it was so austrian, too bad we didnt have schnitzel.
everyone exploded fireworks EVERYWHERE, i thought i was going to die a bunch of times, it was very exciting.

MERRY ALMOST CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

FROHLICHE WEIHNACHTEN!!!!!

i hope we dont end up eating at macdonalds for christmas :-\....

there are many many people in this world

who have never even HEARD of tacos????


its truly the saddest thing ive ever heard.

HANNUKAH SAMEACH EVERYONE

dumb white female seeks smart homosapien who understands The Manchurian Candidate(2004). plz apply asap.